Speach
(noun) having something to say, but it is most likely stupid or irrelevant in a conversation. the way someone says something with speach will sound as smooth as the flavor of a peach.
(adj) speachful. describing someone who is talking about something off topic or very stupid.
noun – bob: mark z. had really sounded good even though he made himself look stupid today. he really had speach.
tom: i know, right. i want to listen to his voice all day because of that.
adjective – carl: you should quit being so speachful. you make yourself look like such a r-t-rd at the conference meeting.
mark: i don’t care what you think! you are just jealous because i had two cherries on my sundae!
carl: -to himself- freaking r-t-rd…
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