Speak Softly and Carry a Big Dick
one of the most important principles of big d-ck diplomacy. the term was coined on january 26, 1900 by theodore roosevelt when his coworker expressed his frustration of not being able to get laid. roosevelt proclaimed, “speak softly and carry a big d-ck, you will get laid.” he took roosevelt’s advice, although it has never been officially confirmed if he got laid.
coworker: “why can’t i get laid?, i always get rejected.”
roosevelt: “next time you get rejected try using big d-ck diplomacy. speak softly and carry a big d-ck, you will get laid.”
coworker (5 minutes later): “thanks for the advice, i just got laid.”
roosevelt: “awesome, i told you it works.”
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