specific output
basically, hp/liter or hp/cubic inch. the actual, correct term for the ‘hp/liter’ rating of an engine is specific output, but most ignorant rice-boys do not know this, because they are ignorant.
while it may be nice to have an engine with a specific output of 100hp/liter, realize that for performance, specific output is meaningless. power-to-weight ratio is what counts. which is exactly why a boss 351 mustang, even with its pathetic 57hp/liter, is still faster than a supra turbo. may not corner as well, but it is faster nonetheless. also, they cost about $35,000 less originally.
ricer: ha ha. my s2000 has 107hp/liter, therefor it is superior to your inefficient old corvette stingray.
me: true, your specific output is higher, but my car still has 198 more hp and weighs not much more. which would explain why you were 1 second behind me back at the drag strip.
ricer: d-mn you, vette guy. for i have been defeated… but beware, for i shall return next week, when my nos kit has been installed. ahahahahaha!
me: well, that’s nice, cuase i’m getting a 572 crate engine installed next week, believe it or not. yep, 620hp… that should be a fun match.
ricer: -gulp.- um, yeah about that. come to think of it, i kinda had a wedding that i had to go to next week, so… bye. -runs off.-
me: um, hey man! you left your car! um, ok… well, that was interesting.
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