Spectacled Bear



a nerdy bear. generally unwelcome in any social setting. were a bear to appear amongst nerds, he would be feared. were a nerd to appear amongst bears, he would be consumed. thus, the spectacled bear has no friends, but rather roams the forests alone, calculator in hand.
“that spectacled bear showed up to my pie day celebration! it was so awkward!”

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