Spectrum Surfer
someone (adult) with very high intellect but the emotional intelligence of a slug. generally used for someone that is unquestionably very smart and an expert in their chosen field, but seriously does not get the bigger picture. is never wrong and has no filter or political correctness when dealing with people. someone you need on the team but left in a locked room to do their thing but not let out. spectrum refers to the autism spectrum.
what’s with that email, the client is not going to be happy, bl–dy spectrum surfer.
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