speculoanuaphobia is the irrational fear of sliding gl-ss doors, especially if you believe there could be somebody unknown behind it. if you have this fear, many of your friends will be so weirded out they likely won’t want to be your friend.
cathy: “omg i can not sleep on your couch!!!”
morgan: “why not?”
cathy: “i have speculoanuaphobia i can’t sleep anywhere near that sliding gl-ss door!!”
morgan: “uhh…” *slowly walks away*

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