Speculum


a speculum is a device that allows one to gently open a body cavity (ie. the v-g-n- or -n-s). it generally consists of two smooth spatulas which move apart when the handle is squeezed.
billy used the ‘speculum’ to open gary’s -n-s.
-n-l or v-g-n-l pry bar
the doctor put his speculum in my wife’s cooch, so i told him to throw an extra st-tch or 2 in for me when he was done

-ss cave pry-bar
to sh-t in an envelope and send it to someone.
“oh man, tim sent me a speculum. gross”

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