Sped Lord
a sped lord is simply someone that is extremely stupid. also see sped.
matt: woah, michael! i just found out that my birthday is the same day that i was born on! isn’t that crazy?
michael: what? are you r-t-rded? shut the f-ck up, you f-cking sped lord.
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