spedwipe


a person who takes a sh-t on the toilet and misses.
noah: oh my god, did you hear what nick did?
brandon: yeah, that spedwipe f-cking shat all over the ring.
noah: i know, right? how do you even f-cking miss? you’re sitting down!

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