Speed baser


someone who has a “drug problem” who tends to speed down the street , going either forwards or backwards to make it to there most prized palace (the dealers house) , in order to get there drugs.
speed basers tend to hit anything and everything in there path, including nearby mailboxes, children and even fellow speed based cars.
teresa:hey man im about a mile away , which means ill be there in 4 seconds flat
dboy:say what!? that means your being a speed baser, chill the f-ck out!

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