Speed-Bleeder
noun. a human female who has a short time of menstruation. this usually const-tutes a shorter “bl-wj-b week”, but also rejoice in her male counterpart upon discovery that intercourse may resume more expediently than expected.
john: you’re still bleeding, aren’t you.
jane: heavens no, john, i’m done!
john: what!… jane, that’s not even 3 days. you’re quick!
jane: that’s right- i’m a speed-bleeder
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