SPEED BUMP
an -ssinine attempt to slow traffic in parking lots or on roads. these b-mps are put in by -ssholes in an attempt to reduce speeds on main through roads in some residential areas. speed b-mps often result in cussing by the “victims” who want to exercise their rights to travel on smooth public roads. often these p-ssed off people will speed up excessively after p-ssing over a speed b-mp to spite the -ssholes responsible!
speed b-mps are -ssholes in asphalt form!
1. a hump in the road designed to stop cars from going above 25 in a residential area.
2. anything that prevents one from achieving one’s goals
someone needs to repair the speed b-mp.
acne-like sores that can appear on the long-term meth (speed) user’s skin. if constantly picked at, they can become scars.
people were avoiding tom nowadays because his speed b-mps made it clear just how much of a druggie he’d become.
speed b-mps: marbles and/or other objects being place inside the skin of the p-n-s to increase the intensity of female’s -rg-sm.. believed to have come from fiji..
speed b-mps – cut a small opening in your shaft just below you p-n-s head on the bottom of your p-n-s.. insert marbles or other objects inside then sew it shut.
a kayak in the puget sound.
watch out for the speed b-mps ahead, you don’t want to tip their boat and water log their granola.
when your significant other (typically female) inserts the entirety of her (or his) fist in your booty hole in quick, successive “b-mps.”
the frustration and anxiety typically -ssociated with traffic speed b-mps is included, especially if one has an impending bowel movement.
santorum optional.
“after that speed b-mp, my -ss really started to hurt.”
“that queer really left a reservoir of santorum in my -ss after that speed b-mp.”
1. a person who is not recognized by their significant other, a person who is a distraction in a relationship
2. a one nightstand, what you call the person you had a fling with.
3. a fat -ss
1. he was a speed b-mp that i already forgot
2. she meant nothing to me, she was just a speed b-mp.
3. bre, did you see the speed b-mp on dat honey
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