an -ssinine attempt to slow traffic in parking lots or on roads. these b-mps are put in by -ssholes in an attempt to reduce speeds on main through roads in some residential areas. speed b-mps often result in cussing by the “victims” who want to exercise their rights to travel on smooth public roads. often these p-ssed off people will speed up excessively after p-ssing over a speed b-mp to spite the -ssholes responsible!
speed b-mps are -ssholes in asphalt form!
1. a hump in the road designed to stop cars from going above 25 in a residential area.
2. anything that prevents one from achieving one’s goals
someone needs to repair the speed b-mp.
acne-like sores that can appear on the long-term meth (speed) user’s skin. if constantly picked at, they can become scars.
people were avoiding tom nowadays because his speed b-mps made it clear just how much of a druggie he’d become.
speed b-mps: marbles and/or other objects being place inside the skin of the p-n-s to increase the intensity of female’s -rg-sm.. believed to have come from fiji..
speed b-mps – cut a small opening in your shaft just below you p-n-s head on the bottom of your p-n-s.. insert marbles or other objects inside then sew it shut.
a kayak in the puget sound.
watch out for the speed b-mps ahead, you don’t want to tip their boat and water log their granola.
when your significant other (typically female) inserts the entirety of her (or his) fist in your booty hole in quick, successive “b-mps.”
the frustration and anxiety typically -ssociated with traffic speed b-mps is included, especially if one has an impending bowel movement.
“after that speed b-mp, my -ss really started to hurt.”
“that queer really left a reservoir of santorum in my -ss after that speed b-mp.”
1. a person who is not recognized by their significant other, a person who is a distraction in a relationship
2. a one nightstand, what you call the person you had a fling with.
3. a fat -ss
1. he was a speed b-mp that i already forgot
2. she meant nothing to me, she was just a speed b-mp.
3. bre, did you see the speed b-mp on dat honey
the coolest chick in the whole f-cking world loralee is the coolest girl in the whole f-cking world. loralee is a very athletic person that enjoys the outdoors. there are not many of them but the few there are are great! very kind and caring toward other people and a great leader. but remember not […]
- Caroline Flack
32 year old x-tra factor presenter, recently rumored to be in a relationship with one direction’s harry styles. defined as cradle sn-tcher and old woman. has posed in kinky positions for various magazines, and has most likely gotten some of harry’s gravy. person 1 – “i’m 32 and dating a 17 year old..” person 2- […]
g-d of #betas without him #betas is not anything irc.xbetas.com exists only because of blackcomb
a vietnamese name. means “heart” omg. that chick tam is such a b-tch. haha jkay(: extremely hot chick who is an animal in the sack and gives you a throbbing c-ck “dude…i f-cked tam…” “dude”-high fives- magic mushrooms, or shrooms, commonly used in the chicagoland area chicago guy: wanna buy some tam? new york guy: […]
- subprime rib
a low quality cut of beef, as opposed to prime rib. a: how is your steak? b: this cr-p is subprime rib. (n.) a less than satisfactory s-xual encounter a: yo man that chick you brought home was super hot b: i know, but she had no idea was she was doing in bed, it […]