speed bumping
a s-x position calling for the girl to sit on the guy as they ride over speed b-mps. warning: drive slowly, it may become painful if you drive to fast.
tommy: hey are you going speed b-mping tonight with your girlfriend?
alec: yeah…i’m still sore from last night though.
when something that happens to slow down you’re action. similar to c-ck blocking, except that it pertains to everything, not just p-ssy. a speed b-mper is your friend, but he likes to watch you have a hard time with what you do
my boy was speed b-mping our good time by getting too drunk to drive and making us call a cab.
a variation of the b-mp and grind which results in accidental or “accidental” penetration…aka s-x on a dance floor.
joe: “so dude, how was the party last night?”
dan: “man, it was awesome, me and kelly were grinding all night and then….we started speedb-mping.”
joe: “no way man! nice!”
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the act of sh-tting down a woman’s sn-tch. ex. i heard john spicy torpedoed betsy.
- Spin Me Out
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- savouring the tea
forming a ring round the highest point of the scr-t-m with your index finger and thumb (so that the t-st-cl-s are below your finger and thumb) and moving them up and down, in a similar motion to a handjob. derives from teabagging, and named as such after the practise of letting the teabag drip as […]