speed hump


a diamond shaped street sign indicating b-mps in the road ahead in an attempt to slow drivers. also, the act of having s-x in a very fast paced jack rabbit like motion.
slow down! the speed humps ahead will mess up your car yo.

we were running super late to the fiesta so keisha and i had to speed hump in the shower yo.

cory is such a speed humper…. we were done in like eight seconds!
a girl that a guy got with over a year ago that c-ck blocks him with all her friends
man i’m trying to take out jane, just gotta get past the speed hump somehow.
when you’re driving and you see speedhumps you go ‘ohh d-mn. not again!’ and they really annoy you. same with a speedhump person.

see pothole
dman, here comes scotty, that major speedhump, i hope he doesn’t try to speak to us!

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