Speed Matcher


an individual that pulls from traffic to match the speed of the car next to them; thereby preventing any other individual to now p-ss.
some b-st-rd was following behind another car when suddenly he pulled to the left lane and sped up a little bit and now matched the previous discussed car’s speed, thus becoming a speed matcher.

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