Speed Washing
when a person is in the shower washing all body parts really fast!
dude 1- hey the other day my wife told me she caught me jerking off in the shower.
dude 2-wow that sucks .how did you get out of that one?
dude 1-i told her its my c-ck and i can wash it as fast as i want too .ya know speed washing
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