Speedbaged



(speedbaged): when your sitting and fart and it rides up frontwards and hits your sac repeatedly. the longer you p-ss gas, the more your sac gets h-t like a (speedbag).
“man i just let one go and (speedbaged) my sac. ”
” a few things a womon can’t do and one of them is give herself a (speedbag)”
“don’t you hate when you (speedbag) yourself so hard, you almost drop to your knees

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