speedbagged
when a man is running and his b-llsack hits up against the side of his leg
” oh sh-t, honey i just speed bagged myself again.” “i think they’re turning black and blue again”.
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the acted of getting kicked/punched in the nuts in a manner that leaves you feeling like someone is using your nuts as a speedbag.
d-mn, i just got speedbagged while wrestling with the kids!
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