Speedrape
a psychological strategy used for penetrating the tough and unwilling minds of hyper-compet-tive women who have otherwise no interest in the user. it is typically used by university guys who are in academically inferior programs to open their game to high cl-ss med school girls.
dude 1: hey bro that asian girl is pretty hot. you should go for her.
dude 2: na man i can’t, i’m in sociology.
dude 1: hey no worries, me too, just use speedrape.
dude 2: hi i’m dude2. what’s your name? what do you say i carry your books?
supersmartgirl1: sure….
to be raped metaphorically or otherwise at extreme speeds.
“so what happened”
“well officer , it was over so quickly”
“yeah , we get that alot”
“no i mean i was speed raped. it was over in about 5 seconds”
“oh em gee!”
to repet-tavely own and beast over an individual without relenting or showing mercy until the victim has been completely and utterly stripped of any remaining pride, possesions, and/or respect.
“geez, that f-ggot’s -ss must be sore from the speed rape we gave him in the paintball match today.”
“yeah, he should have given up after we shot him the first 30 times.”
“gotta love the response triggers on these guns.”
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