Speek
our society’s language is slowly diminishing. we went from english to internet slang to leet to 1337 to 1337-speek to speek.
instead of people typing like we talk, now we talk like we type. hard to go anywhere amongst younger people now without them saying something involving speek.
some examples of speek include:
lol – “lawl(z)” – “i got 50% on my test, lawl.”
pwn – “pown(zord)” – “hah, i pwnzord that guy in the face!”
rofl – “roffle”
lmao – “ell-maow”
u r – “uhr” – “uhr an idiot.”
when people use text speak, or thumbtext on a message board, when there’s no need for it, and sometimes doesn’t even save letters.
also, it’s generally harder to do speek on a keyboard because you actually have to think about it.
a sure sign of stupidity.
“duz ne1 no if dat gm is c-min out dis munth?”
“stop using speek you tool!”
a mixture of a spic and a geek. commonly found in some chat rooms on the ares filesharing system.
sirtoneh is a total speek.
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