speen
(noun) someone who will consume the resources of another with sociopathic unappreciation. someone who mooches from another with a cruel lack of concern for them or their needs.
that guy at the party who drank three 12 packs while i only had two beers was a real speen.
“you used the last roll of toilet paper and left none on the spindle!” “you’re such a speen!”
“where’s the other half of my bag you f-cking speen?”
someone who clings on to another; they stay attached for as long as they can. in terrible cases, the speen can seriously damage a persons life, it can even cause death. it can be used as a verb as well, as in someone speening onto someone else.
kyle speened on to lee.
“help me think of a way to ditch the speen”
“f-ck you, speen”
joe is speening on to lee again.
jack is a speen because he’s always speening onto kyle.
what queens have a lot of at camp matoaka. anyone who is not a queen and does not have speen, wishes they do. speen is a very precious thing to have, hold on to it forever.
we got speen yes we do we got speen how bout you?
we got speen yes we do we got speen how bout you?
we got speen yes we do we got speen how bout you?
we got speen yes we do we got speen how bout you?
we got the most .. we got the most ..
s,p…..e,e….n.
got speen uh huh lets hear it okay
s,p…..e,e….n.
a spoon with a hole in the middle of it, given to crack heads while in rehabilitation. also utilized for sorting noodles from soup broth.
when i eat my chicken noodle soup, i need a speen on the side.
speen can be a nickname given to those who exhibit an uncontrollable, hyper, ninja like personality usually brought on by alcohol. it can also describe one’s b-llsack.
dude!! get this freaking speen off of me, he’s hammered!!
hey, i can see your speen under those jorts.
little ridges in your b-llsack after you come inside after a snowball fight and take a p-ss
dude the speens on my nuts are deeper and harder than when i had rough b-tts-x with bruce
to speen is to blame an individual for causing you to forget something that they should not have know about yet should have told you anyway.
jesus kim! you bl–dy speened again!
little knicks on your n-ts-ck you get when you are trying to shave your n-ts-ck and it is cold. this happens because when it is cold, your b-lls get hard and shrivled, thus you are more succeptible to knicks
christ tad can you lend me some neosporin for the speens i have on my b-lls?
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