Spelk
geordie or newcastle slang meaning a small splinter of wood. usually referred to in this way when one is embedded in your hand.
i’ve got a spelk in my hand
a splinter: origin: north east.
i.e sunderland/newcastle/middlesborough
mackem geordie smog monster
the young lad had been working on his tree house and got a spelk in his thumb.
person who is little and thin
he’s only a spelk but he can sup 15 pints of lager
a splinter of the wood variety – north england/ borders
“… our kid went down the wooden slide an’ got ‘imself a couple ‘o spelks in his bollox
the foam the erupts from a whigger when he is crying about his baby d-ck. fool
f-ck u homies/i am not a hipocrite.
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