spontaneous meat ejaculation
a spontaneous meat -j-c-l-t–n is an unplanned and sometimes unavoidable -j-c-l-t–n which occurs due to consuming a capacious volume of meat. the amount of -j-c-l-t- it produces is normally overwhelming when compared to normal -j-c-l-t–ns. it normally occurs 10-20 minutes after meat sweats begin.
phil and bruce finally broke into meat sweats at the all you can eat meat depot. they continued stuffing their faces, knowing full well they would eventually be experiencing a spontaneous meat -j-c-l-t–n. they were happy they would be sharing this moment together.
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