speltard
speltard: someone who not only can’t spell worth a sh-t but is also too stupid to look the word up in the dictionary and correct it. also, a person who consistently misfiles things because they can’t get it through their thick head that abx comes before axb.
i can’t believe they let speltards graduate from university.” or, “who are the f-cking speltards that keep misfiling sh-t around here?
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