spench

the area under the stairs (often a cupboard) where things are stored. used in north wales.
“take off your boots and put them in the spench”
to spend a lot or to spend much. an individual who goes out and shops until they drop. excessive behaviour
#1 to spend a lot

joe — where’s lisa?
mike — she’s out buying some new shoes
joe — again?
mike — i know she’s a spench but she can’t help herself

#2 excessive behaviour

mike — gary tries to impress the ladies too much
joe — he bought lara a new car
mike — what a spench!
joe — he’s a double spench actually. he bought her a new wardrobe as well.
a combination of the words spend and much. a spench is someone who spends much.
joe – have you seen gary?
phil – he’s out buying a new boat
joe – that guy bought a new boat last year
phil – he’s always buying stuff
joe – what a spench
to -j-c-l-t- s-m-n. shooting c-m shooting sperm. erupting j-zz. popping off after s-x. shooting sp-ck on something. -rg-sming after some hot f-cking.
lisa was being a b-tch in bed, so i pulled out and spenched on her face.
female offspring of french and spanish parents. incredibly gorgeous, and usually wealthy. they are very easy to manipulate. and thus is the real reason for them.
“so, how was your date?”
“dude. she’s such a spench. she’s freakin’ hot, and i can get her to buy me pretty much anything i want.”
to p-ss time in a highly unformfortable, or painful way.
can’t go out thursday. i’ll be spenching the night away on that english essay.

lunch break was spenched when she came to sit at our table.

go on! spench all your time with him!
a hybrid of the spanish and french languages, usually used in a joking sense between people that take french or spanish as a cl-ss in high school.
guy: hey don’t you take spench
girl: im sorry, what?
guy: yeah, you know, spanish-french? ah forget it.