sperduti
he may have a huge nose, but makes up for it with his huge p-n-s and his awesome drumming talent as well as his smooth flowing metal hair of doom. he will rock your socks off any day of the week. also known to mean the -j-c-l-t–n of a dog.
sperduti is f-ckin metal
my dog got sperduti all over my shirt
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