sperling
a really skinny jew boy who thinks extremely highly of himself contrary to popular belief and has a propensity for poodles. he may be found on weekend nights p-ssed out after drinking 4 beers. has a tendency to deviate from his natural ethnicity partaking in african american vernacular and hip-hop music. often thought of as a thorn in you side, a sperling is actually a loyal and comp-ssionate friend who seeks the acceptance of others. lastly the sperling has a sister with a c-m chin.
“yo reese, you’re being a total sperling tonight.”
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