spermghetti


the special sauce administerd by the world famous italian restaurant ‘guarcello’s’. it consists of a man (n. guarcello) -j-c-l-t-ng on a bowl of pasta noodles, then videotaping his girlfriend or mistress eating said bowl of pasta noodles while laughing in a sinical manor.
n. guarcello: “oh yeah, munch that spermghetti you sn-tch burger”
random sk-nk: “but i don’t wanna!!”
n. guarcello: “shut up and eat my spermghetti!!!! i slaved away for 5 full minutes to whip you up a fresh batch!!!!!!!”

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