sperm baker
the status rendered to the female gender as a result of compulsory pregnancy.
parents tell daughters they can be anything they want, whether it’s ceo of a company or ceo of the country (aka president of the united states). apparently, they’re all full of s— since the female’s ultimate role, according to the so-called “pro-life” movement, is to serve as a sperm baker for the male gender, specifically, his sperm.
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