sperm bank

1) a facility that collects sperm from donors, usually for the purpose of artificial insemination.

2) a loose, promiscuous woman that collects sperm from “donors”, usually for the purpose of oral or v-g-n-l consumption. often in large quant-ties.
that tramp beth applied for a job at the sperm bank the other day. they turned her down. they said they were afraid she would “gobble up all the profits”.
a fun place to go to when you’re broke and/or need to get off. they let you borrow their free p-rn so that you can rub one out into a cup, and you get paid! make sure you don’t get a magazine that has “water damage”
you get $50 per visit, but the thing is you have to go at least once a week and go through a pretty thorough screening process. and after 20 or so successful -j-c-l-t-s, you get $60 per visit.

getting paid to jerk off. what a deal! sign me up.
a woman of loose morals, who engages in promiscuous s-xual activity.
oh man…lucy is your sister-in-law? that chick is a walking sperm bank!
a females v-g-n-
i made a deposit in her sperm bank.
noun: 1. a facility where men can donate their -j-c-l-t-. the -j-c-l-t- is then used for artificial insemination by women whose husbands are sterile.

2. a very promiscuous girl.
1. “i love spermbanks! they actually pay you to jerk off! and you might get a kid out of it!”

2. “dude, make sure you wear a rubber with that chick – she’s a total spermbank. i hear she’s in the triple digits.”
the legal way to buy and sell children. sperm are living things too, you know.
the only thing worth going to a sperm bank is that they pay you once you released your load.