sperm biscuit
a small tissue or wad of toilet paper used by a woman to wipe up leakage from her v-g-n- after s-x. commonly found dried up bedside and appear similar to a biscuit in size and shape. also, commonly crunchy and stiff.
susan routinely leaves sperm biscuits scattered about her bedroom
the act of -j-c-l-t-ng into biscuit batter before cooking it, then possibly tricking a dumb b-tch into eating it
i tricked her into eating sperm biscuits! mmmm mmm good!
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