Sperm burglar
a woman who becomes pregnant by raping a man.
dave, “mate, you know that woman who raped me 9 months ago.”
mike, “yeah, why did you just bring it up?”
dave,”i saw her with a kid that looks a bit like a younger me.”
mike,”she’s a sperm burglar!”
a person who is so adept at s-x or bl-wj-bs, the recipient of their talents contracts temporary amnesia. therefore providing the illusion of their sperm being stolen.
“dude, this girl gave me the most insane bl-wj-b last night. i p-ssed out and couldn’t remember my name, she’s a total spermburglar.”
referring to an individual who is adept at obtaining s-m-n, especially in the -n-l or oral cavit-ties.
your mom is a spermburglar, and so is your little sister. oh yeah, and your dad too (he swings both ways)
one who steals sperm by keystering.
that brian bates is a sperm burglar,f-ggoty -ss mother f-$#er.
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