sperm dodger
a woman who despises a man s-m-n. she normally does not have a problem with s-x however, when the guys about to come she will avoid any and all contact with the s-m-n.
sally gives great head, but when i was ready to come she jumped off the couch. that b-tch is a major sperm dodger!
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