sperm doner day
sperm doner day falls on march 2nd. this holiday gives all rights to aim there middle fingers towards (dead beat dads). also known as a piece of sh-t male that acts like a selfish pr-ck and refuses to take responsibility for his offspring.
its sperm doner day lets get out our cells and send a family finger to your worthless sperm doner
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