Sperm Jail
refers to the period of time immediately following s-x in which a woman may lay on her back with her legs up in the air to keep the sperm inside of her v-g-n- in an attempt to facilitate reproduction.
i’d make you breakfast right now but i’m in sperm jail for the next twenty minutes.
hey, can you get me a magazine so that i can read something while i am stuck in sperm jail!
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