sperm miser
an ancient mystical and evil creature of orc decent who collects the seamen of the men he slaugters and stores it in a secret cave where he uses it to make potions to summon antient mongolian warriors to help him conquer the earth, no one knows exactly where these caves are but there believed to be located in the mediterranean mountain region of eurasia, but be warned if anyone ever finds this cave they must travel with caution as the sperm miser is know to attack tresp-ssers with an oaken cane.
children cringe as their parents warn them about the evil sperm miser – (child and parent convo)
mom what’s a sperm miser ? (mother replys) jimmy never go near a sperm miser or he’ll steal your c-m and beat you.
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