Sperm of the moment
describing an act of s-xual intercourse that was unplanned, completely spontaneous, and performed without any foresight whatsoever.
bob: dude i met this girl from kentucky last night, asked what her name was, didn’t get an answer, brought her back to my lair, and then banged her guts out.
dave: sounds like that was totally sperm of the moment.
bob: yeah, it sure was.
the act of messing around/flirting with a girl (or guy) simply because your bored or no one else worth messing with is around. the act occurs spur of the moment.
-ey man, why was you messin’ with her all yesterday?
-i dunno, sperm of the moment.
-ohhh, i gotcha.
unplanned spontaneous s-x
it was sperm of the moment so i forgot to put on a condom.
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