Sperm Sandwich
when your b-lls get crushed between your thighs
person 1: dude when we were playing football i tackled steve so hard he got a sperm sandwich!
person 2: i know! he was almost crying!
a sperm sandwich is the act of a man -j-c-l-t-ng between a woman’s t-ts and then eating it. (spread is optional).
man 1: duuude i totally sperm sandwiched your sister last night.
man 2: i wouldnt mind spreading some b-tter between her slices.
man 1: dude this is your sister you sick b-st-rd
man 2: yeh but she’s well slack.
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