Sperm Sharking
when a person m-st-rb-t-s in a concealed area like an alley, then rushes out to -j-c-l-t- on an unsuspecting p-sserby.
it can be done from a ceiling, a window, or the street. so long as it involves someone unexpectedly getting spermed on, it’s sperm sharking.
guy 1: melody told me she was sitting in the park the other day, when this homeless guy came out of nowhere and j-zzed on her clothes.
guy 2: jesus christ!
guy 1: apparently it’s called sperm sharking.
guy 2: why is that?
guy 1: cause of the whole unexpected jaws thing. du-dun du-dun…
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