sperm specks
when a man -j-c-l-t-s on the specs, or gl-sses of another person.
hey, velma! how do you like those sperm specks girl!
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- sheriffed  
sh-t-faced, incredibly drunk, intoxicated beyond belief, or having consumed one too many alcoholic beverages. last night, jerry pre-partied with some popov vodka, and then went out and had 12 cups of natty and a few shots of sh-tty rum. when he came back, he was sherriffed. to make an absolute f-ckjob of any/everything possible and […]
 - get a whiff  
to look at, get a look at something come get a whiff of this thiccness lemme get a whiff of them split ends
 - getting bitches  
talking to girls in a more than friendly way and higher tom is getting b-tches lee is getting b-tches
 - jimmyed  
used for a variety of messed up situations she got jimmyed today y’all.
 - stinky jesus  
when a person drags their hand across their b-tthole and smacks you in the face with it. similar to a wet jesus. whenever i try to touch my boyfriend’s -sshole during s-x, he panics and gives me a stinky jesus.
 
