Sperm Whaling

v. the act of recieving head and at the point of -j-c-l-t–n you pull out and jam the head of your p-n-s in/around the womans …or mans… nose (as if trying to harpoon them). causing the reciever to shreek with suprise usually sounding similar to a whale.
-“oh man, did you see me sperm whaling that chick at the party last night?”
-“you were drunk and crying in the corner the whole time…”

-“you should have heard this hoe when i sperm whaled her last night. she was all like ….murahrwarahkdfdlkaaaanehh.

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