sperm zits


blemishes formed on a man or woman’s face after receiving a c-m facial. these zits are believed to be caused by individual sperms getting trapped in the pores looking for something to impregnate. 🙁 poor lil guys.
betty/bill, you should get some clearasil for those sperm zits i gave you last night.

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