Spermed
a replacement word used instead of “j-zzed”
erica says “ew bob you just spermed on that stuffed animal”
(v) to have s-x with, or impregnate someone.
sir williams: hey cletus, i spermed your old lady.
cletus: whaaaaa?
shondra: oh no he di”nt!
the equivalent of j-zzing in a v-g-n- as the result of having s-x.
in awesome terms, vulcanizing the whoopie stick in the ham wallet.
other forms include sperming and spermage.
i spermed the sh-t out of her last night.
i’m totally sperming all over.
dude, you should have seen the amount of spermage last night.
pwned, owned or in a sentence like ‘you got spermed’ it is like saying ‘you got served’.
after alex was owned by andrew in cod, andrew said “you got spermed!!”
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