Spermmelier
a spermmelier is an expert in the art of f-ll-t–.
a person who frequently imbibes male -rg-smic discharge and has extensive knowlege about the proper technique or extracting such discharge in such a way to provide maximum pleasuer to the extractee.
“she did not appreciate the pungent bouquet of my seminal fluids, and thus i had to hire a new spermmelier.”
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