spermweb


when your sperm gets caught in a cobweb or spider web
-strokin hard-
oh look a sperm web!
being prevented from blowing your load, either directly or indirectly.
“dude, my girlfriend took all my p-rn and she won’t do anything with me until she’s off her period. i can’t live like this, i’m in a f-cking spermweb.”

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