spern
spern
unknowingly shoot your c-m all over someone in larger than normal quant-ties of s-m-n
the amount of j-zz produced is a surprise to the person c-mming and to the person being sperned on
unexpectedly c-m a bucket worth of j-zz all over something or someone without knowing your producing so much
you finally open your eyes or notice after wards and are surprised at what a huge mess you just made.
i was just watching a p-rn video with my girlfriend when her best friend walked in and i sperned all over both of them with out warning.
my gf was covered head to toe from my spern last night
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