sperrys

boating shoes that are currently very in style in florida,
extremely comfortable and affordable.
i just got new sperrys arent they sweet?
-the official shoe of college students, and that of most fraternity driven men.
-usually a very tan color, worn without socks and helps with stability when binge drinking.
-most college girls, or sorority girls have an attraction to “bros” that wear sperrys
-the shoe name top-sider is the most common collection worn
he’s got one sperrys and he is an alpha delta, what a bro.

she loves her guys to wear sperrys.
s-xy boat shoes
check out my sperrys bro! they were like $125!
a sperry is a type of shoe that preppy rich kids wear. not all sperry’s symbolize “rich” though. there are many different colors for girls to choose from, and those shoes are only around $50, which isn’t much. to know who your true sperry ritz are, it’s the girls or guys that wear sperry’s that are completely plain – they’re usually a tan color. they are typically for boating, although many non-boaters purchase them. they show cl-ss and style. people who wear sperry’s are people you should worship, because who else pays over $100 for shoes that will be ruined if you even get them wet?
joe: “hey luke i see you’re on that sperry’s grind today!”

luke: “yeah, my dad is ceo of a bank now so why not.”
most likely a fish or some type of limbless cold-blooded vertebrate animal with gills and fins and living wholly in water.
guy 1: “hey there’s sperry.”

guy 2: “yeah, he’s a fish.”
sperrys are the “wanna be” version of top siders. they’re only like 50 bucks and are extremely uncomfortable. those who wear them refuse to acknowledge the pain because they are so desperate to convey the preppy boater look. those who actually wear top siders for their intended purpose know the best brands and like to keep it that way because they are the genuine people who the top sider supporters aspire to be.
hahahahah, you wear sperrys