spey
spey is a shortened version of respect. respect, originalilly cut down to spect, and eventually spey. spey comes from the latin word spe, spetis–meaning hope. spey is swiftering across the nation sprouting from st. louis, to various regions of the midwest, florida, and boston.
“oh my g-d, dude jimmy remember that f-ggot from lacrosse camp? wow, he just walked into forever 21.”
“oh that’s brutal, no spey for him or his green crocs.”
a failing student needs a 100% on his calculus test to p-ss, and after correctly completing all but one question, the student is stumped on the last one. after spending a good twenty minutes thinking about this problem, (and alternate options upon expulsion if he got it wrong) the student gets it right. in celebration, the student bursts out
“oh speyyyyyyyyy!”
“oh my god i have had such a sh-tty day today, i really need this chomp”
“holy sh-t, no kidding, spey your pinch”
after struggling for a decade to get pregnant, a couple beginning to search adoption plans. however, after a three day getaway vacation to las vegas, the wife noticed she missed her period. five months later, the wife went in for her usual check up, but on the way her water broke. after a stressful c-section delivery, with many doubts on behalf of the infants health, the child is delivered successfully. with relief, the father says,
“wow honey, spey your performance. spey the boy too, i always wanted one. we shall call him skoal.”
spey evolved from the word respect. originally, it the word respect was cut down to “spect”, and eventually g-d gave man “spey”. spey can be used in an infinite amount of ways. spey started out in st. louis, but is sweeping across the nation, branching up in florida and boston. spey will eventually become international.
two adolescent males are walking in the food court when then notice an attractive mature with a low cut shirt, arousing the two fellows.
(spey as a verb) “wow, i’d spey her all night. she would have to take two speying bc pills the next mourning”
a group of males in the parking lot after school, throw in yomps. one male, an avid dipper puts in half a tin.
“dear lord, spey your pinch!”
“no spey for my wife leaving the kitchen without permission”
“no spey for the exam putting on a condom before raping me”
“i smoked one-fifth last night down in chillenville, spey hindu kush”
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