SPF 69
the act of blowing your load in someones sunscreen bottle
remember to wear lots of spf 69 under the australian sun
spf 69 is a term used to describe the climax of s-xual intercourse when the man (doing his woman doggy-style) removes his p-n-s from the v-g-n- and skeets on her back, and proceeds to rub it in… like sunscreen.
“he spf 69’d me before we went out to the beach.”
“well then! no sunburns for you today!”
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